HAPPY LONG WEEKEND…
To Canadians, respect the Queen.
To Americans, respect umm..the memorial!
And remember what Meat Loaf would do.
To: The Rest of Canada outside of B.C.
“You’re welcome”
Sincerely,
The Los Angeles Kings
On the bad side of things, let the Roberto Luongo to Toronto rumours begin.
But, back on the good side of things now Ryan Kesler can spend the summer marketing his new product
MEL GIBSON NEEDS TO LEARN TO USE HIS INSIDE VOICE…
Oh Mel.
If you are secretly filming a 10 year long movie when you play a drunken, racist lout…well then let Gus tip his hat to you. You are going to win the Oscar. You are that convincing. Gus truly believes you are passionate insane.
So if your idea of chilling in Costa Rica with house guests involves yelling, cursing, hatin’ and going mad, well you got a friend in Mel.
If this sort of behavior embarasses you, well then make sure none of your house guests are SECRETLY RECORDING YOU
Listen below and learn the backstory (as if insane needs a backstory)
http://www.thewrap.com/movies/article/mel-gibson-rage-recording-costa-rica-37112
Only in America
The degree to which Walmart horror can grow is evident in this clip. Guess when people need their junk, they need their junk.
A Space Odyssey
This is what should have been used for the movie. Just seems to have more raw emotion to it. Enjoy.
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Is that Jay-Z?
In a move well thought out, Phoenix Coyotes forward Raffi Torres tossed on brown makeup to appear as rapper Jay-Z for a Halloween party while his wife dressed as a pregnant Beyonce. Apparently Yahoo Sports didn’t agree with his actions…
“Seriously people, don’t do it, don’t wear black-face on Halloween, or ever,” the website quotes one fan. “It’s stupid, it’s ignorant, and it just doesn’t fly.”
Fellow teammate Paul Bissonnette had tweeted a photo of Torres and his wife from the party and had further tweeted upon the reaction. “As far as everyone trying to call ‘Racism’ because Raffi dressed up like Jay-Z can simmer down. He’s a huge Jay-Z fan,” Bissonnette said.
We all knew Raffi has never been known for good decisions on the ice, but apparently off the ice is a problem too. Well done Raffi, well done.
That four letter word
Yes I know, it’s been a little while. But what can I say, the women of Gus have kept me plenty busy. But what better way to celebrate my return than with a dedication to that special four letter word we all know so well…
THE CHARLIE SHEEN ROAST…
So Charlie Sheen in an attempt to stay relevant had his roast over the weekend. It airs right after the Sheen-less Two and a Half men season debut. Don’t ask us when that is. Gus has never watched Two and a Half Men and hopefully neither have you.
However Gus, enjoys a good roast…be it pig, pot or Sheen.
The fine people at Ew.Com have posted the 8 best jokes, and Gus approves:
1. “You’re just like Bruce Willis — you were big in the 80s and now your old slot is being filled by Ashton Kutcher.” — Amy Schumer
2. “If you’re winning, this must not be a child custody hearing. The only time your kids get to see you is in reruns — don’t you want to live to see their first 12 steps?” — Jeffrey Ross
3. “Brooke Mueller is not very bright unless Charlie throws a lamp at her. … Mike Tyson, your opponents spent more time bleeding in the corner than Charlie’s ex wives.” — Jeffrey Ross
4. “The only reason you got on TV in the first place is because God hates Michael J. Fox.” — Anthony Jeselnik
5. “Charlie still hasn’t hit rock bottom. He’s looking forward to it though, because he thinks there’s a rock there.” — Steve-O
6. “You dropped out of school faster than Casey Anthony’s kid.” — Anthony Jeselnik
7. “It’s amazing — after abusing your lungs, liver and kidneys, the only thing you’ve had removed is your kids.” — Kate Walsh
8. “Charlie, you claim to have ‘tiger blood,’ but after all the porn stars you’ve [had sex with], it’s probably Tiger Woods’ blood.” — Seth MacFarlane
Jesus sues Steven Seagal
Steven Seagal accompanied Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s raid on Arizona man Jesus Llovera, suspected of cock-fighting. Gus never knew this requires the use of armored vehicles, deputies in full riot gear, and hey why not throw a tank into the mix for good measure. The end result, a number a roosters and a puppy wind up killed. Guess we could call Seagal Cockpuncher for real from here on in.
Along with a written apology for the death of his puppy, Jesus sues to the sum of a cool $100,000. Well done Cockpuncher, well done.
CAGE TO VIDEO…
The two Nikkis – Cage and Kidman.
The movie – Trespass
This movie is so amazing, it’s going to bypass the theatres and come straight to your home. Remember when that was a bad thing? What? Oh wait, it still is…